What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

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No go.

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Next, they tried...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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